>Anyone: Contact aC
Mar. 31st, 2012 02:02 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
meowrallegiance
You decide to contact Nepeta. She can be contacted in a number of ways, including Trollian (text), or calling her on her strange human voice-delivering device in the shape of a purrbeast's head. She enjoys the conversation, and you are sure to as well.
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Date: 2012-03-31 06:08 pm (UTC)[Text] backdated to yesterday
Date: 2012-03-31 06:10 pm (UTC):OO < what happurrned?
:OO < are you okay jake???
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Date: 2012-03-31 06:11 pm (UTC)I think so???
Except im pretty friggin horrible actually fuck i think im in trouble and i dont know what to do now.
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Date: 2012-03-31 06:13 pm (UTC):33 < tell me what happened and then well be able to furgure it out furom there okay?
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Date: 2012-03-31 06:15 pm (UTC)Yeah im jake.
I mean jake in the sense that im okay not just that thats my name.
Anyway uh so the thing is that the virus the last few days made roxy dirk dave and karkat think they were my lovers i guess???
And that was really fucking amazing but now i have no idea what to do since obviously a lot of what i thought was going on never actually happened.
And im pretty sure at least two of them really do actually like me!
Which is at least one too many by my calculation so basically what im saying is what the hell do i friggin do now?
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Date: 2012-03-31 06:27 pm (UTC):33 < lets back up to where the real purroblem is fur right now
:33 < which two do you think really do actually like you?
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Date: 2012-03-31 07:38 pm (UTC)And it was distri who sent me the robot that looks exactly like him and has this weird tendency to do inappropriate things when were rolling around in the dirt!
When it comes right down to it i dont know dave and karkat all that well.
So i guess the first two are the ones im most suspicious of harbouring affection for me.
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Date: 2012-03-31 08:01 pm (UTC):33 < beclaws if so you defurnately shouldnt string strider around
:(( < its not a very nice thing to do
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Date: 2012-03-31 08:11 pm (UTC)I always thought of myself as a pretty strict ladies man!
But i think i could possibly not care if hes a boy or a girl?
Especially now.
I mean i think i remember getting pretty fresh with karkat and if hes a boy well hes not a boy like me if you know what i mean.
And lets not even talk about dave.
Compared to that dirk doesnt seem so intimidating.
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Date: 2012-03-31 08:25 pm (UTC):33 < are you sure youre even interested in the not-blue variety of lady?
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Date: 2012-03-31 08:33 pm (UTC)But maybe because jane isnt on the community she wasnt included even though im pretty sure she would have if she had been around and i dont know why okay?
I am a connoisseur of ladies of all colours and creeds BELIEVE YOU ME.
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Date: 2012-03-31 08:45 pm (UTC):33 < i suppurrse the answer can never quite be that simpurrl h33h33
:33 < but lets discount jane fur a moment to focus on the other two
:33 < would s33ing them with someone else bother you?
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Date: 2012-03-31 08:52 pm (UTC)I uh
Well
I dont know!
I guess my big problem right now isnt really who do i pick if i pick anyone though.
Its what do i do about the fact that things are now really fucking awkward?
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Date: 2012-03-31 09:00 pm (UTC):33 < stop thinking of this as awkward
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Date: 2012-03-31 09:13 pm (UTC)[Text]
Date: 2012-03-31 09:21 pm (UTC)Well okay maybe that helps.
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Date: 2012-03-31 09:27 pm (UTC):33 < so if youre not ready to talk to them about it and they want to, just defurlect the situation by saying that until you ARE ready to talk about it
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Date: 2012-03-31 10:05 pm (UTC)Re: [Text]
Date: 2012-04-01 10:32 pm (UTC):33 < espawcially ones like this
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Date: 2012-04-01 11:07 pm (UTC)But ill think about it and decide what to do.
Thanks!